I don't know what the other guys email situation is but over the last month or so it has become clear that a bot has taken my email and now my inbox is flooded with the craziest shit. Please see below:
First off I'd like to say Cliff Baxter you are one crazy mofo.
Second off I'd like to say pretty much I wake up each morning with 80 emails as such. And through the day probably another 100. As a result I empty my inbox with EXTREME PREDJUDICE.
This morning I was about to do that when amoungst those emails was one offering us a show. I was 2 seconds from trashing it. Fuck me.
So basically this really is an apology to anyone that may have written me saying what a great vocalist I am, wondering about possible solo projects, offerings of gifts etc ... oh and I guess if you had any questions about To The Lions.
If you did, get in touch - oh yes and here is the myth debunker -
Although it looks like we won't play shows it's really because we don't believe in whoring ourselves out as door to door salesman for 14 yr old girls. We will play anywhere just get in touch (YES ANYWHERE - EVEN AMERICA - UGH) - and if you did already and I trashed your email which read "xsparkx ..." (because inside it usually says "tired of your small dick? and I'm bummed out for the rest of the day) my sincerest apologies.
Yours Truly,
Sparkmarker
